A sample of things being 18 weeks pregnant does to you:
• Causes you to sleep in until 1:16 p.m.
• Makes you cry for stupid reasons, like the guy didn't come to fix our front door lock this morning
• Tells you to eat blue corn chips and salsa for breakfast
• Delays you from getting up off the couch and going to run
• Says it's OK to wear your slippers to work
• Prevents you from buttoning your pants
2 comments:
Oh god. I think I'm pregnant.
You cried over the no-show door lock guy, too!? Heh. JK
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